BELLA: You’re pale white because you never go out in the sun…. you don’t sleep at night, ever… you don’t like being around people, or being social at all… you are moody all the time, and don’t pay attention in school… and you have no humanity. I know what you are.
EDWARD: Say it. Out loud. SAY IT!
BELLA: YOU HAVE TUMBLR!
omg i’m edward.